Can’t you see they’re burning, burning
Cordero is out this year Maybe next year too.
I’ve peered into the future though and that’s not the worst of it.
July 12th : Shawn Hill discovers he is missing his right arm from the elbow down. Nats: “To be fair, we thought his grip might have been a bit off.”
August 1st: Ryan Zimmerman’s DL stint linked to Leprosy. Nats: “Lesions? We thought they were bruises from extra infield practice”
September 20th: Nick Johnson should be back this weekend. Nats: “Nick is a still little slow on the basepaths, but is showing his trademark patience at the plate”
September 21st: Nick Johnson found to be dead since April. Nats: “We’re still putting him in at first”
There is no truth to the rumor that the Nats med staff diagnosedBallWonk, Basil from Federal Baseball, and Chris at Capitol Punishment with a runny nose, a hangnail, and split ends respectively.
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One Response to “Can’t you see they’re burning, burning”
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:50 am
If Balester is any good, then his arm will also fall off. That the Nat’s way. They have an injury curse that even makes the Wizards jealous.
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