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In Case Of Emergency: Barry Lamar

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While the Nation holds their breath in anticipation of a David Ortiz return slated to begin around the end of the month, there still lies the possibility our Papi will never be able to find his pre-wrist injury form. The two sessions of batting practice prior to the last couple games against Minnesota have gone swimmingly, surely a positive start on the road to recovery. But, if you recall, Curt Schilling’s initial “rehab” mound sessions were also successful prior to his ultimate season-ending surgery.

The odds right now point to Ortiz returning and molding back into form. And the question I will pose is only if the opposite occurs with Big Papi. If he cannot regain his strength, if every swing and miss causes immense pain, if the only way to salvage the sluggers career is to end the show for 2007, if the Red Sox find themselves with a gaping hole in the middle of the lineup, is Barry Bonds a possible alternative? It’s not guaranteed Ortiz returns anywhere near 100%, so the dreaded Bonds question has to be evaluated because of the positives.

The number one positive for Bonds is the low risk involved. With no team willing to give him a major league deal yet this winter or summer, he could be desperate to return to the field and swing a bat again. His prior off-base statements about Boston should be discredited, and all Bonds would cost Theo and the brass is money. While an acquisition of Adam Dunn would cost elite prospects, and any trade for Mark Teixeira would cost even better prospects and a position headache, Bonds can DH with Ortiz out, hit third in the order to protect Manny, and it would cost Boston little.

As much as people love to bash Bonds because of his attitude or run-ins, the man still produced for the Giants even in his final year. In 340 AB for the Giants, even at 43 years of age, Bonds hit 28 HR, slugged .565, totaled 192 bases, and drove in 66 runs. The best part of Barry’s game is also what separates him from his peers: the best batting eye in the history of baseball. 2007: .480 OBP, 132/54 BB/K. Career: .444 OBP, 2558 BB/1539 K. These are mind-boggling numbers.

Of course, the negatives and the baggage with Bonds are numerous. He’s hated around baseball and it may be difficult for Red Sox fans to embrace him (until his first GW homer, of course). He often isolates himself in the clubhouse and can disrupt chemistry, a concern depending on how much you value that sort of thing. Also, how much has Bonds picked up a bat the last year or so? Would he be able to get himself prepared for, say, the last part of August and the entire month of September? That’s the tricky part: At what point do you pull the plug on Ortiz and look for other options? By mid-August past the deadline, only Bonds may be standing as the best option.

Also, Bonds could make the Red Sox the new most hated team around the nation. The media circus would be overwhelming, causing players to become annoyed or sick of the clubhouse atmosphere prior and post every game Bonds plays in. For many, he’s just incredibly difficult to root for. How would fans/players react if Bonds had to miss a game for a court date? The best case scenario for Bonds, if signed, is him turning into a Randy Moss type with the Red Sox and shedding the arrogant smugness, but who knows? Would a World Series be somehow tarnished if Bonds is a member of the team, off the PED’s or not?

I don’t want to go on too long with this because of A) the odds Ortiz will return fine and this will be a moot point and, B) the odds Barry Bonds actually agrees to sign with the Red Sox. But it makes fantastic discussion, and if the situation arises where the Sox need a left-handed slugger for the stretch run, it’d be foolish if the Red Sox didn’t discuss signing Bonds internally.

4 Responses to “In Case Of Emergency: Barry Lamar”

  1. Evan Brunell says:

    July 9th, 2008 at 7:38 am

    Yeah, it makes sense to discuss it internally, but that’s as far as it should go.

    Bonds is no Randy Moss. Have you heard from him this off-season? No. He hasn’t been contrite, nothing like that. If anything, he’s dug his heels in further. He insists he didn’t lie to the grand jury (which I can’t determine if he did that or not, but he’s not out there proclaiming his innocence either) and he refused to give in to any team in the off-season until he realized that “Gee, maybe I really AM not wanted” and then went on the offensive.

    He can hit, but the baggage he brings is terrible. No.

  2. Jc says:

    July 9th, 2008 at 9:55 am

    http://hackswithhaggs.com/2008/07/09/gammons-variteks-contract-status-could-become-a-problem.aspx#Comment

    interesting comments from Gammons, according to him, Manny was fined for his actions.

  3. Tim Starks says:

    July 9th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    I favor complete isolation of the cheateriest of the cheaters who cheated his way to the most storied record in our national pastime. Punish punish punish.

  4. Ryan Hoffman says:

    July 9th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    From a strictly Ws and Ls standpoint, on paper Bonds looks good, but when you look at his baggage, he may not be worth the trouble, and, from a business standpoint it means nothing:I find it hard to believe that any Sox fan would even think of boycotting watching or attending the games, even if a cheater like Bonds was in them, and the Sox have no ability to boost attendance, so they couldn’t possibly improve cashflow by signing Bonds.

    Personally, I would boo him…

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