MVN - Most Valuable Network

The Tigers season is over. Let’s cover it again… comic book style.

Why? More like WHY NOT!
Click the pages to see them bigger/more readable.

To be continued!

Posted in comic book, Spazzosaurus | 20 Comments »

the Spazzosaurus makes friends with Gary Sheffield, Gary Sheffield makes fights happen for the Spazzosaurus

photo illustration by Samara Pearlstein
He’s baaaaaack!
This game featured a(nother) excellent start from Armando (had some time to rest up, I guess), TWO two-run homers for Miguel Cabrera The Most Majestic of Pumas, and a triple (!) from Ramon Santiago (!!). There was also a brawl. The Tigers lost the game on a walk-off […]

Posted in Arrrrrrmando Galarrrrrrraga, Spazzosaurus, brawl, Sheffield, Jim freakin' Leyland | 11 Comments »

a Tigerlicious present for you

Since we had the offday Thursday, and Friday’s game doesn’t start until 10 pm, here’s a little something to tide you over: desktop images!
All of these wee images will take you to a 1024×768-sized version when you click them. I know this isn’t everyone’s computer desktop size– in fact it’s not even MY […]

Posted in Paws, Spazzosaurus, photoblog | 13 Comments »

From the Hastily and Sketchily Drawn Sketchbook: 6 possible reasons the Detroit Tigers are struggling

Oh my holy cats I don’t want to talk about it. I have already talked about it. I talked about it in the previous post. I have nothing more to say. I have also found that the more the Tigs struggle and the more disgusted I get, the more I want to […]

Posted in Spazzosaurus, unmitigated disaster, imaginary baseball world | 24 Comments »

Jordan Tata breaks his hand the stupid way

photo illustration by Samara Pearlstein
Oh man, you know who I did NOT want to see in Spring Training? Huh? Can you guess? I’ll give you a hint: he’s orange, he makes his nests out of energy drink cans and discarded slinkies, and I don’t even have the patience for hinting right […]

Posted in Spazzosaurus, injury, Tata | 15 Comments »

Verlander meets a dreaded but familiar enemy

photo illustration by Samara Pearlstein
So we can’t afford to drop anything against the Indians with the race as tight as it is and yadda yadda holy cats I think I’m typing this same line over and over again every game. I should just have some buttons down at the bottom of the screen when […]

Posted in Spazzosaurus, unmitigated disaster, Verlander | 4 Comments »

Bonderman latest victim of the Spazzosaurus

photo illustration by Samara Pearlstein
We are going to have the best-fed Spazzosaurus in all of baseball at this rate. Other teams may allow their Spazzosauri to feed every so often, but we are handing pitchers over to the Spazzosaurus one after the other. No wonder they’ve all been spazzing out lately, and no […]

Posted in Spazzosaurus, injury, unmitigated disaster, Kenny Rogers, Bondo | 8 Comments »