MVN - Most Valuable Network

Original Packer poems and limericks

Frustration

There once was a Wisconsin team

whose colors were golden and green

at QB was a legend

his retirement in question

left the fans saying “what does this mean!?!”

The Lambeau Leap

Better raise your beer

better throw your brat

here comes 200 pounds

landing in your pot

you’ll have to give a slap

and a sudsy little splash

the man just scored a touchdown

thats how he earns his cash

Salary Cap Caper

Where does all the Packer money go when it’s left over?

Do they throw it in a well? “Is it near or far”, asks Grover.

Does it grow inside a bank, or is it stuck in a CD?

Is it given to the rich or spread to the needy?

Or does it disappear in air, like an errant Brett Favre pass?

Or does Ted Thompson roll it tight and stick it up his… retirement fund?

Fair Weather

Some fans piss

and some fans moan

and some fans like to gripe and groan

and some fans scowl

and some fans growl

and some say words meaning passing bowels

and some will scream

and some will fight

and some will just get out of site

and some will leave

and some will break

and some fans even player hate

but most will jump

and most will dance

and celebrate each and every chance

that they will get

to watch their team

no matter what the outcome be

The Field

There is a place

where young kids race

to see their favorite team

where old men spin

a tale of wins

leaving out bitter defeats

where people thrive

on scoring drives

They fill up every seat

they drink a malty beverage

and feast on casings stuffed with meat

this place is very magical

and will be here forever

its heaven here on earth

and provides many guilty pleasures

Its memories in multiples

and they grow every day

this place I speak of, is of course

where the Packers play!

Do you like to pass time dabbling in some Packer poetry? Feel free to add your own to the comment section!

This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 at 2:40 pm and is filed under Ted Thompson, Packer Poems, Fluff stories, Brett Favre, General, Packer History, Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.