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Dolphins Get F*cked Over, Flexed Out of Sunday Night Game

by Dat Roro Kid on November 24, 2009

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As was mentioned in the previous posts’ comments section, NBC and the NFL have decided to flex an AWESOME Pats vs Dolphins game out of the Sunday Night slot in favor of more Brett Favre knob-slobbing, more touching stories about Larry Fitzgerald’s fucking dad and more fear-inducing shots of Visanthe Shiancoe’s third leg (warning: NSFW or your heterosexuality).  This is obviously depressing as it would have been our first appearance on Sunday Night under NBC’s ‘Sunday Night Football’ reign but clearly the people in charge of programming would rather slop Favre knob, give their viewers breathtaking shots of that Arizona desert at night and pan around the pathetically lifeless crowd in lieu of this, this, this and this.  Yea, we get it.  That totally makes sense.  Mind you:  these are the same idiots that brought you ‘Chuck’ and ‘The Jay Leno Show’ so I’m not totally surprised by this move. 

But, seriously, fuck you NBC for choosing a non-divisional matchup between two grey-balled QBs instead of one that could potentially pit two teams gunning for the division lead in a tight playoff race.  Favre will have thrown 6 interceptions by half time and that should give you plenty of time to catch up on whatever HBO Sunday Night programming you’d prefer to watch as well as that old ‘The Soup” episode from Friday Night. 

Faggotronic assholes.

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