Stop Staring At The Cheerleaders, Dear
Trust me fellas, a sporting event is a terrible place to go on a date…a fancy restaurant or the movies are a much safer bet. Why? Well, because if you go to a ballgame, something like this might happen:
That poor, poor guy. Can’t even do a little gawking at the Mavs dance team. I’d also suggest staying away from taking a date to a sporting event because if you’re like me and can’t help but scream at the officials/opposing team, the evening will go horribly. Indeed, yelling at the referee, “I’ve gotten better calls from my ex-wife!” or screaming at the starting pitcher, “Yoko Ono’s got better pitch control than you!” probably won’t impress your girl — A) Because those lines suck, and B) Because drunken heckling isn’t the most charming thing a guy could do when on a date.
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38 Responses to “Stop Staring At The Cheerleaders, Dear”
March 14th, 2008 at 8:28 am
It looks like they are about 12 years old.
March 14th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Guy needs to get another girl friend who’s less jealous.
March 14th, 2008 at 8:42 am
Uhhh, what are you talking about??? He was laying against her shoulder, and wasn’t trying to look at the cheerleaders. She wasn’t trying to cover his eyes either. I don’t know what you are watching, but this is a big stretch for a post. Quite frankly it’s an embarrassment to blogs everywhere.
March 14th, 2008 at 8:48 am
He should:
a) Dig his testicles out of his girl’s purse and get them reattached.
or
b) Turn in his man card if he’s gonna let someone that is that insecure do that to him in public.
March 14th, 2008 at 9:47 am
F**** Bitch!!! Message to the friends of this kid, please wake him up by kicking him in the nuts about five times to make sure they are still there, and to drop that **** of a girlfriend!!!
Yours Truly,
Donkeynuts
March 14th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Haha, not sure what video you were watching Joe. Although I am flattered that, in this very article, I apparently managed to embarrass blogs everywhere.
March 14th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I agree with Joe…it doesnt really look like he’s trying hard to watch. Although she is covering his eyes.
Either way, he needs to grow a pair.
It’s like I always tell my wife…I’m married, I’m not dead.
March 14th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
He’ll never wear the pants.. Run now
March 14th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Maybe he is going back in time when good ol mom would breast feed you to shut you up.
March 14th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
What a big p*ss. He looks like he’s already whipped. And his boss does look lik e she’s 12 years old.
March 14th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
He should stroke it right there and then give her the undivided attention she craves. Just call me Dr. Phil
March 14th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
JD is right. This is weak. I’m disappointed to have even clicked on this.
March 15th, 2008 at 7:21 am
He reminds me of my brother…whipped for 3 years before she got bored and left.
March 15th, 2008 at 7:22 am
The only time she’d better be rubbing and stroking my head is before she’s about to put it in her mouth.
March 15th, 2008 at 8:56 am
dammm that bitch is a fuckin HO i mean shittttt let the man look at those fine ass cheerleaders.
bitches can watch porn at home yet dudes can’t??? fuck bitches man
March 15th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
This guy isn’t even putting up any resistance. My guess is she turned him into a eunuch a long time ago. He has no man-card. A penis is a prerequisite to a man-card.
March 15th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
This is by far and above a complete waste of time and SI should be ashamed to have linked me here.
March 15th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
VIKINNNNNNNGS…What’s with all the cursing? You can’t express yourself without all the foul language?
March 15th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Lame - must have been a slow day for the Extra Mustard crew.
March 15th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
OMFG… I agree with Joe D 100%. What a waste of blog space. All we get to see is some immature, insecure BITCH act up in public. As for that guy, what a waste of skin - grow a pair dude.
March 15th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
no wonder,shes butt foogly
March 16th, 2008 at 3:11 am
You guy are harsh. That is his girl so if she wants to cover his eyes and he lets her. That is fine with me.He is at a game with his girl. Most women do not like sports so at least she is showing a interest. His manhood is not in question. Looks like there a lot of guys out there who have unresolved issues with women. Other wise why all the hostility and name calling. None of you guys know her so you are not qualified to know if is a bitch or what ever horrible thing you guys can come up with. Show some basic human decency.
March 16th, 2008 at 6:19 am
I’m pretty sure he’s just drunk and having trouble holding his head up.
March 16th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Drunk? The kid looks 14 and obviously whipped.
I bet she said “You better not look or I will cut off your hand holding priveleges”
Dude probably bought the tickets, and now shes running the show.
Its halftime, theres a dance show goin on.
Is she that controlling at their high school football games, is he forced to look down when all cheerleaders take the stage
That girl either needs to lighten up or he needs to bounce for more freedom.
March 16th, 2008 at 8:25 am
In the mid 90’s SI did a piece on David Robinson & how he averted his eyes when the cheerleaders were on the floor. He was/is a devoted father and husband. He was loyal to his wife and understood temptation. I guess all you “MEN” would tell Mr. Robinson how unmanly he is. You could probably have all taken him easily one-on-one.
A guy actually chooses to save his attention and affection for his girl. Novel idea. Takes more guts than any of you apparently have.
Dollars to doughnuts most of you guys’ girls really love your macho all-about-me attitudes–those of you who have a girlfriend at least.
March 16th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Well said, Andy!
March 16th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
am i the only one that noticed at the 15 second mark of the clip… you see they are holding hands and she pulls her hand away… he gets a quick feel of what might be her boob (if she is old enough to have them) and he quickly jerks his hand away… they must be very young… and i must be too observant.
March 16th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
I’m pickin’ up what Andy is putting down. The unfortunate reality is that most of the guys droppin’ coarse language and lewd comments aren’t experiencing fulfilling relationship.
As a matter of fact, I imagine a couple of guys will respond to Andy’s post with schneid remarks and more ugliness. Keepin’ our eyes just for our wife/girlfriend is one of the best compliments we can pay in this “grass is always greener” world.
March 16th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Andy is right on the money. How many guys would be cool with it if those were buff male dancers who their wives (or girlfriends) were gawking at? What a bunch of morons.
March 17th, 2008 at 2:22 am
First off, I am married and I don’t care if my wife looks at another guy. She is with me, not him, so why will I care? And the topic isn’t about looking at other people but the fact that she is covering his eyes. I don’t know if she didn’t like it, she could of just told him to stop but instead she took CONTROL and MADE HIM STOP. Sorry but I don’t let people CONTROL me, espically over something stupid like that. That is like his mommy covering his eyes so I can see why people are making fun of him, saying he should lose his man card, I get it. I agree. How are you going to let your girlfriend control you like that in public, first off looking isn’t a crime, second off they are young, I doubt they will be married and most married people look. If you say you don’t look, then your lying or just too ugly or scared to get someone. I normally don’t post a comment but I couldn’t sit here and read Ginola comment without saying something. I DON’T CARE if my wife looks at a buff guy, shes coming home to me, not him. I am not so insecure or jealous like some of you people seem to be. Call us names but when you try to make a point and a married man goes ahead and says he is cool with it, doesn’t care, kind of shoots your theory down the drain. I am not a moron, I am just comfortable with myself and not so self center like most of you seem. This dude is whipped, can’t argue that, the evidence is right there on film. Thank you.
March 17th, 2008 at 6:23 am
I could not understand the video. It was in a foreign language.
March 17th, 2008 at 6:28 am
Sucks that she has such low self-esteem.
March 17th, 2008 at 7:14 am
Why would he look? He obviously has no balls to use on them even if he did look.
March 17th, 2008 at 7:42 am
Frankly I am not so sure I understand what is up with this video. First, a young couple that attached at the hip should be somewhere else doing something else. Second, how do we know she wasn’t the one gawking at the cheerleaders. And lastly, if she really was restricting his access to watching the dance team strut their stuff man does he have a rough go in store for himself holding on to that girl. Been there, done that, never again.
March 18th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
i think all you people that are saying the dude is whipped are just jealous that there is no one there to whip you LOL.
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:14 pm
this guy wants sum pu$$y cant u see. he just felt her up didnt u SEE!!!!!!! hes gettin a hard on watching the cheerleaders. if i was him i would bang her in the public bathroom.
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
i read her lips. she said “stop it, stop it
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:18 pm
these publishers are idiots. they must came up with this bullsh!t because they had nothing better to do with thier time.
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