MVN: Most Valuable Network

Andre Iguodala - plays like an impala

Elton Brand - his style is kind of bland

Andre Miller - his game is not just filler

LouWill - watching him is a thrill

Willie Green - shoots it coming off a screen

Thaddeus Young - has the swagger of the tongue

Sam Dalembert - plays the game laissez-faire

Mo Speights - for playing time, he waits

Jason Smith - needs a partner to rehab with

Theo Ratliff - needs to put down the fat spliff

Kareem Rush - hits the shots that make 'em hush

Royal Ivey - his defense is quite lively

Donyell Marshall - facing age is a harsh wall

Ed Stefanski - his moves set the plan free

Mo Cheeks - been counting down the weeks

Go Sixers!

DISCLAIMER: Theo Ratliff does not endorse drug use. No spliffs were picked up or put down in the making or reciting of this poem.